The manufacturers of a new, experimental type of condom were
very pleased that John Kerry would agree to endorse their product.
Pablo and Manuel thought that sneaking across the border into the U.S would
be a piece of cake once they figured out how to dress like typical Californians.
Al Gore stunned the audience when he began
doing an impromptu Woody Woodpecker imitation
in the middle of his speech on family values.
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch...
Patrick Leahy still steadfastly refuses to vote on any of President
Bush's judicial nominees, even though Senate Republicans have
promised him a banana and an extra hour on the tire swing.
Fortunately for Squinty the legally blind cat, these German Shepherds
had just graduated from seeing-eye dog school and were perplexed as
to whether they should attack her or help her across the street.
Robert L. Ripley: I'm sorry Mr. Corzine but Ted Kennedy perfected that trick years ago.
I'd rather be sick than get my temperature taken like THAT again!
Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on liberalism.
Any questions?
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get up in the morning.
Robert Byrd exhibited clear signs of his much speculated upon dementia when
he attempted to give Senate Republicans the finger and failed miserably.
Professor Randy just didn't know how to explain to his
adopted son Bobby why his new mother was also a man.
Mudambo was only a few brain cells shy
of grasping the concept of a nose ring.
What do you mean those Bush National Guard documents are fake???
Although disappointed, Nigel still managed to show off his newest dance
step after having been expelled from Soul Train for being too damned white!
The weight loss clinic's newest technique had several people
wondering if, perhaps, it wasn't just a tad bit extreme.
More than simply wishing he'd remembered to put on his pants that
morning, Gary was beginning to regret having changed barbers.
Hey man, are you sure this farm subsidy scam is going to work?
Airport security screeners are giving new meaning
to the term 'terrorist sleeper cell' these days.
